[Best Of Weekend] A Rebuttal or Sometimes Your Girlfriend Really Is Dead or Please Stop Asking For T-Shirts

 

[This is one of my favorite posts even though it wasn't written by me. It's the bravest thing I ever posted.

It was a response from an ex-girlfriend. In order to get it you have to first read this post. But why I like it is because when I finally decided to post it I think it really cemented what this site was going to be. Honest and brave. And not pedestrian.] 

Date: Feb 16, 2006 6:02 PM
Subject: Asshole

To: chartreuse
Hey Asshole,

If you are going to tell the story tell it right. I DID NOT leave your apartment empty. I left your oh so important playstation and your clothes. And you got all your other crappy shit back as well.

You need to tell the people who read your blog that when the hot water went out you didn’t fix it for 13 days because you were working all the fucking time.

Both of your wives left you because you are a selfish, skirt-chashing prick. You wouldn’t know how to treat a woman if you had a handbook. I wasn’t fucking your asshole cousin when I left you. And I burned all the fucking tshirts so your friends can stop asking for them.

Don’t link to my site and stay the fuck out of my life.

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