Archive for the ‘personal’ category

“…and also be wary of small men with big ideas.”

March 3, 2009

“People don’t know what’s going to happen next. My readers are not sure. Could I embarrass them? Maybe. Could I inspire them? Maybe. They don’t know. That’s very important, because when you become a comfortable, reliable friend, I’m not sure that’s the place for great blogging.” –Prince Campbell (chartreuse)

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An Open Letter To My Ex-Wife In The World Changing Business (Or You don’t have to be beautiful…but it helps)

February 28, 2009

Dear favorite ex-wife who spends her time trying to change the world:

No matter what happens in our next 50 years, you know no will love you more than me. And I respect more than anyone the things you are trying to do.

If it wasn’t for people like you the world would never have the opportunity to be as great as it could be.

But I want to be sure you know what’s really going on.

And how the world really works.

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“Hey, is that camera on? I got something to say!” (Or The Map Is Not The Territory)

February 23, 2009

puffy

Everyone’s talking about money these days so when a family member sent me a link to a tv show featuring my cousin and how he made his money I was shocked but decided to watch.

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Public Annoucement

November 15, 2008

Colette Campbell-Cunefare DOB: 11.13.2008 09:52 a.m. 6lbs 8oz 18.5"

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Why your relationship with the sexy, hot, rich, famous superstar writer you had no business fucking in the first place failed. (Or Valleywag Sandwiches)

November 14, 2008

So a couple of days ago I broke up with my girlfriend.

Because she’s way more smarter/famous/richer than me, the few who knew about our relationship all wondered how I fucked up.

Being a modern man is sooo hard.

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An Open Letter To White People (Or some quick thoughts about that elephant in the room)

November 5, 2008

faith

I’ll be honest.

I didn’t have much faith in you guys.

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The Chartreuse Election Preview (Or the secret to winning a vote, a sale or a girlfriend.)

October 31, 2008

Remember this cuz it’s important:

You don’t really change people’s minds with facts.

You change people’s minds by changing the way they view themselves.

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