Bill Clinton, R. Kelly And The Importance Of Keeping It Real (Or Why Reese Witherspoon’s Career Is In Trouble)


Whether she realizes it or not, Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon's career may be in trouble.

Now I know everyone loves Ms. Witherspoon, but in the past few weeks, since her Oscar win, peculiar stories have been popping up on the internet about her.

I wasn't even looking for them.

You see word on the street is that Reese is not really as nice as she seems to be.

Now it used to be that the fact that some Hollywood person was actually a bitch when the cameras was off wouldn't surprise or matter.

But not anymore.

If you want to last these days you have to be real.

Case in point. R. Kelly.

Now it baffles folks who only know of R. Kelly because of the song "I Believe I Can Fly" that he still has a career despite having 21 counts of child pornography against him.

Actually R. Kelly has more than a music career. He's going to receive a lifetime achievement award later this year.


To understand why you have to realize some things. Fans (not audiences) want to know everything about you. They are the ones who scrape the internet and buy all the magazines about you.

Let's take a look at R. Kellys career from a fans perspective…

1992: R. Kelly and Public Announcement debut with "Born into the '90s."

• 1993-94: Strip club staples "Sex Me, Pts. 1- 2," "Bump `n' Grind" and "Your Body's Callin" from the No. 1 album "12 Play" make Kelly the Lothario of urban music.

Produces Aaliyah's "Age Ain't Nothing But a Number"; secretly marries the 15-year-old R & B sensation who is more than 10 years his junior. The marriage is annulled.

• 1997: The 1996 single "I Believe I Can Fly" (from the Michael Jordan/Looney Tunes flick "Space Jam") wins three Grammys.

• 1998: Releases double album, "R." Reportedly settles a hush-hush civil suit involving sex with an underage girl.

• 2002: The Chicago Sun-Times uncovers a video of Kelly reportedly having sex with a 14-year-old girl.

A bootleg compilation video of various Kelly sex tapes called "R. Kelly Triple-X" is peddled online and on major U.S. city street corners.

• 2003: Seven of the 21 charges against Kelly are dropped.

• 2004:Decade-old footage (yep, another sex tape) of Kelly surfaces.

• 2006: Kelly wins the Stevie Wonder Award for Outstanding Career Achievement at the 2006 Soul Train Awards.

Did you notice anything about that fan retrospective?

Before you answer, let me give you another example.

Ever heard of Bill Clinton?

Have you ever wondered why half of the country did not care one iota about his sex scandal and to this day still support him?

Because they were not surprised.

No one is surprised when a snake acts like a snake.

But if a snake starts acting like a bear then we have a problem.

Republicans were wasting their time finding scandals about Bill Clinton. We Democrats already knew he was dirty.

The man went on 60 minutes about sex before he got elected for his first term.

The strategy to attack him changed few votes and made his supporters more entrenched.

R. Kelly fans knew he was a sexual freak from his first song.

Are they surprised to find out he had sex with a 14 year old?


The man married Aaliyah when she was only 15.

His fans were not surprised so they keep buying his records.

Reese Witherspoon on the other hand…

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9 Comments on “Bill Clinton, R. Kelly And The Importance Of Keeping It Real (Or Why Reese Witherspoon’s Career Is In Trouble)”

  1. I guess you recommend I come clean

  2. Robert Bruce Says:

    I don’t think these scandals *truly* surprise anyone… it’s more about sensibilities being offended.

    People, whether they admit it or not, really see parts of themselves when they see this stuff come out.

    The moralist always points the finger at the sinner.

    The saint always points the finger at himself.

  3. Robert Bruce Says:

    Anyway, took a rabbit trail there…

    Yep, authenticity, transparency, yes. Uh-huh.

  4. chartreuse Says:

    The moralist always points the finger at the sinner.

    The saint always points the finger at himself.

    I’m gonna steal, um, I mean, remix that. πŸ™‚

  5. Dave Says:

    Char, if you lie , always lie works…. look at Bush πŸ˜‰

  6. Liz Strauss Says:

    Gosh, if Reese and Meg already did . . . I guess that leaves only me, Ron Howard and Donnie Osmond. I’m not feeling so good.

  7. AYW Says:

    Speaking of Bill Clinton:

    It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.

    Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    (I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post. Moreover, there are innumerable copies in very many countries around the world.)
    β€œIf only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my headβ€”it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

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