Saving The Planet Via Ringtones And Pornography (Or The Art Of Stealing Ideas)
Let's face it. Robert Bruce gets it.
In true Army of One fashion he's providing ringtones for those who dig his poetry/site/brand. Download them here.
How smart is that?
I really feel my brain is turning into oatmeal.
So I agreed to do two interviews last week and have been staring at the questions from both blog owners for the last couple of days.
How in the world do I make an interview less pedestrian?
So I was thinking about sending my answers to my brother in Cali and letting him video some hot chick reading my answers as the camera caresses her, and have Nada Surf playing in the background…
"No." my brother said. "Why don't you pick out your favorite porn video and let me transpose your answers over it."
"Really, man. The actual sex will be covered by your answers. That would be hot!"
"Um, I gotta think about that."
As much as I try to stay current I am often at a lost.
Do people actually have favorite pornos?
My brother lives in a multi-million dollar home, drives a convertible Lexus and makes his living doing whatever Lexus driving people do.
I, on the other hand, haven't owned a car since my last divorce.
If I was really smart I would have created ringtones for this site a long time ago.
I would have a favorite porno.
I would buy a car instead of telling myself that I'm saving the fucking planet.
Saving the fucking planet?
How fucking arrogant is that?
Somedays I feel like a grain of sand on a beach the size of the universe.
I am swamped with unanswered email.
I am drowning in good deeds undone.
And other days I feel like if I can push just a little harder I might be able to make a real difference.
I search everywhere looking for something a tad bit different.
Today I got some porn to look though…Explore posts in the same categories: Lexus, porn, Ringtones, Robert Bruce, Travis Campbell