“I don’t judge you for having those thighs. I judge you for having those thighs and wearing those shorts” And other favorite tweets
sometimes a little distress is good for you
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howardlindzon The market hit people in the balls today. We are either at the end of the world, or on the way 🙂
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zeldman “Nice butt,” she said, as I scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees. Suddenly I understood feminism.
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zeldman Being blonde seems like you’re just a little too happy about being white.
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blogdiva Just saw a sign that said “you had me at Obama”
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Digidave “Community organizing IS media.”
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Mickipedia Oprah is on Dr. Phil. Is this the singularity?
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zeldman I don’t judge you for having those thighs. I judge you for having those thighs and wearing those shorts.
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robertbruce The city was a junkyard of idols. – Peterson
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irinaslutsky what i learned from years of watching “forensic files” = if u need 2 write a “if i die its his fault” letter, get a divorce and run!
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calinative My date is late. He better get right or get left.
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kareem “social media consultant” is the “webmaster” of the 21st century (so true): http://tinyurl.com/5689ou
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jasonanderson Maintaining focus is the most valuable skill you can have. Especially with internet mkting. Not html, not graphics, but focus & delgation
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Marleaux Dude selling t-shirts outside of Roscoe’s: “Obama Obama; Tell a friend, Tell you momma; He gon stop all the drama; Might even find Osama…”
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Stranahan BREAKING: Scoble to acquire Calacanis after sudden merger of Rose, Dvorak, Kawasaki & Laporte. Twitter users now only need follow 3 people
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copyblogger Please pick one: (a) Coldplay is the most overrated band ever (b) Coldplay is terrible (c) Coldplay should be jailed for musical treason
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rafikam Facebook says 6 of my friends just became fans of Tim Russert. Talk about lousy timing!
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kevinmarks Supernova: Joe Kraus: social is the new black, but most of the killer apps – email, chat, blogging, flickr have been social
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globeandmail Halifax brush fires force evacuations: About 3,000 people out of their homes as fire near Halifax st.. http://tinyurl.com/6lkqya
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Digidave The content is not what conversation is about, just like coffee isn’t what matters when going out for coffee with friends.
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rafikam It was so easy for me to become a Mets fan as an 8 year old in ’85. Next time I should shop around before making that kind of decision.
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I’ll be working on getting a life.
p.s.: if you’re at BlogWorldExpo this weekend and want to drink or talk or just laugh at how serious this blogging shit has gotten DM me: @chartreuseb
I’m on some Panel Sunday afternoon. Feel free to miss the NFL games and join me. I promise to force the panel to end before halftime.
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chartreuse 
September 19, 2008 at 12:22 pm
That was funny. I never use that feature. Read my DM buddy!
September 19, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I love that 2nd to last one.
September 20, 2008 at 8:44 am
Haha – good ones. I love how Twitter forces people to be economic with their words. Some funny tweets I received recently:
@Alexa : Chrome reminds me of sex in college. Everyone’s talking about it…everyone’s doing it…Mac Geeks want it, but can’t get it…
@vimoh : Friend (girl) said to me, “I look fat.” I replied, “Oh please. There are fatter people.” I do not think that was the right thing to say.