Running To Stand Still (Or Other Ways To Get There From Here)

Take a look at your life.

Public Annoucement

Colette Campbell-Cunefare DOB: 11.13.2008 09:52 a.m. 6lbs 8oz 18.5"

Why your relationship with the sexy, hot, rich, famous superstar writer you had no business fucking in the first place failed. (Or Valleywag Sandwiches)

So a couple of days ago I broke up with my girlfriend.

Because she’s way more smarter/famous/richer than me, the few who knew about our relationship all wondered how I fucked up.

Being a modern man is sooo hard.

hustle and flow (Or making sure your business survives the recession)

There has always been a certain hustle and flow to the economy.

Guys buy cigarettes for $20 a carton in Indiana and sell them for $7 a pack in nyc.

The end around economy is nothing new to the real streets.

But now it’s become legitimate.

An Open Letter To White People (Or some quick thoughts about that elephant in the room)

I’ll be honest.

I didn’t have much faith in you guys.