Archive for the ‘brad pitt’ category

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Sex Tape Leaked (Or How To Be A Modern Journalist)

August 26, 2006

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Fridays, Hats And Cigarettes (Or How To Profit From The Newport Economy)

August 25, 2006

There’s a guy named Alberto who sits on a milk crate next to a large electrical box outside my building. On the electrical box sits an opened pack of Newport cigarettes.

He sells the cigarettes for a quarter each to people as they go by.

Today I chatted with him and got some of the ins and outs of the Newport economy.

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Because 50% Of Marriages Fail Because Of Gayness (Or Why I took Down The Pictures Of Angelina Jolie’s Kid)

June 10, 2006

I have no respect for the law.

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How To Survive The New Media Bulldozer

June 8, 2006

 

Few things are as interesting as an unfair fight.

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