Archive for the ‘ex-wives’ category

My Short And Uneventful Marriage To The Empress Of Spoke Media

July 28, 2006

So the chick pictured above runs one of the most outrageous media empires in the earth’s atmosphere. It’s properties include a blog network, a sex radio show on Sirius, and a recently launched blog on sex blogs.

So I shot her an email saying I wanted to interview her and asking if she could send me some pictures.

She sent me a couple the same day.

I repaid her promptness by forgetting about the questions I was supposed to send.

She then sent me an email accusing me of just asking for her pictures so I would have something new to jerk off to.

I hate it when chicks figure me out.


Bad Music, Bad Business And Other Thoughts On The American Way (The Sunday ‘Look, Up In The Sky’ Remix)

July 2, 2006


The Music Business, The Drug Business, And Your Business (Or The Bizzare Connection Between Sandi Thom and My First ExWife Or How To Know If You’re Dreaming)

June 23, 2006

One of the easiest ways to figure out if you're dreaming or not is to look at some words (a sign, book, etc.) and remember what it said.

Then turn your head and look at it again.

If you are dreaming it will never say the same thing.



Mitsubishi, C-Span and Unintended Conseqences (Or How Not To Get Laid)

May 9, 2006


True Story

Back in my 20's when I was working at a radio station and owned a nightclub, George Fisher (one of the station djs) bought himself a Mitsubishi Eclipse.

He drove it off the lot directly to the radio station.

Since he had to go on the air I begged him to let me take it to my club. He of course said no.

But I was persistant and though he had owned the car less than an hour he let me take it.