Archive for the ‘google’ category

What Charlie Sheen Could Teach Microsoft (Or Why Your Son Doesn’t Wear Parachute Pants)

October 3, 2007

Back in 1987 I used to tell women I thought I had a chance with that they looked delicious.

It worked for a while.

But these are no longer the days of Neneh Cherry.

It’s 20 years later:

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The Noah Brier Experience (Or How I Stopped Being Twitter-De-Dum)

August 22, 2007

My Dad is a pretty wise man.

He didn’t get that way till I got older but his way of looking at the world kinda seeped into my alcohol induced cells.

It took years for my Dad to accept call waiting.

“What can be more rude than leaving a conversation to talk to someone else.”

And his final words when friends would try to call us and the phone was inevitably busy:

“If it’s really important they’ll call back.”

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The Google Hasselhoff Techmeme Calacanis YouTube Sloppy Venezuela Remix

October 9, 2006

As long as you’re here…

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Video Girls, Angry Guys And Cats (The Monday Remix)

September 18, 2006

It’s Monday, have you watched Erin’s video yet?

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