The “Maximum Big Surprise” Friday Remix

 

Weekend Remix (or Howard Stern, Payola And Bad Dreams)

 

Know these chicks?

We'll get back to them in a second.

First…

Tom Cruise, Sandra Bernhard And The Big Elephant (Or LinkedIn, MySpace And The Big Elephant)

I have had a raging headache all day so this may come across as a little grouchy. If so, sorry.

Now I'll admit I'm a strange duck.

I think there is something extremely sexy about Sandra Bernhard.

I think Howard Stern is a genius.

And I really like Tom Cruise.

But I was sorta miffed by the posts I've been reading online about social networks being all about "I" and the disappointing numbers for M:III (irritating name btw).

It's like everyone is just noticing the elephant in the room.

5 Internet Businesses Someone Needs To Start Right Now, Please.

I have no technical skills.

I'm just a dude with a blog.

But here is a list of businesses I would like to see.  

A MySpace for Adults: We grown folks want to be cool, too. Just visit MySpace, TagWorld and the like and see adults all over the place looking for other adults. Listen carefully. We adults wouldn't recognize our neighbors in a police lineup. But we would love to meet new people who share our fetishes but we never have to look in the eye.