“I don’t judge you for having those thighs. I judge you for having those thighs and wearing those shorts” And other favorite tweets

sometimes a little distress is good for you

The Noah Brier Experience (Or How I Stopped Being Twitter-De-Dum)

My Dad is a pretty wise man.

He didn’t get that way till I got older but his way of looking at the world kinda seeped into my alcohol induced cells.

It took years for my Dad to accept call waiting.

“What can be more rude than leaving a conversation to talk to someone else.”

And his final words when friends would try to call us and the phone was inevitably busy:

“If it’s really important they’ll call back.”

a quick case study on Michael Vick the corporation and his dog fighting subsidiary

We spend a lot of time managing change.

We got our Blackberries, IM clients and we Twitter constantly to stay current.

We have RSS feeds out the wazoo, have a wishlist for our business on TIVO and will even occasionally buy a physical magazine or newspaper. We know we have good information.

We are 100% sure we know what’s happening to our business right now.

And therein lies your problem.