Posted tagged ‘valleywag’

Why your relationship with the sexy, hot, rich, famous superstar writer you had no business fucking in the first place failed. (Or Valleywag Sandwiches)

November 14, 2008

So a couple of days ago I broke up with my girlfriend.

Because she’s way more smarter/famous/richer than me, the few who knew about our relationship all wondered how I fucked up.

Being a modern man is sooo hard.

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